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The OFFICIAL Top 5 Nicky Santoro Cop Outs - #1

12/31/2009 11:40:01 PM by tacomax
Well here it is, the culmination of the list of Nicky cop outs. After copping out meeting Vegas Dave, copping out on NHL All Star tickets, copping out on the Poster Of The Month Award and copping out on god this has to be a good one. And it is.

I swear to god, boys, this started out as such an exciting thing. Nicky and LTProfits agreed to a contest. In the blue corner we had Nicky who is the sharpest capper ever according to Sick Gambler and BeanTownJim. In the red corner we had LTP who had 10+ winning seasons...

The OFFICIAL Top 5 Nicky Santoro Cop Outs - #2

12/25/2009 11:15:01 PM by tacomax
In life there a lot of traditions. It's thanksgiving, you eat turkey. It's 4th of July, you see some fireworks. It's Valentine's day, you wait eagerly for the postman in the hope of getting a card but you never get one because you look like ET and never get laid. Stuff like that. And SBR Forum also has it's traditions. There's a ML for USC that's at chalky as -2000, you know pico will bet it. You think of perfectly formed facial hair, you think of Peter Loshack. [STRIKE]You attack wtf, he'll drown you in witty responses.[/STRIKE] And - of...

The OFFICIAL Top 5 Nicky Santoro Cop Outs - #3

12/24/2009 12:55:00 AM by tacomax
Listening to Avril Lavigne, putting up with the French, freezing your bollocks off, your baseball team being a lock to finish 3rd in the AL East every year - these are just some of the benefits you get from being Canadian, the things which Canadians cling to, the things which Canadians love. But there is one important thing missing. Something that Canadians live for. Curling. Curling, the sport invented in Scotland in the 16th century made it's way to The Country Above The United States where it flourished in it's tundra conditions. But a lot of people like hockey too....

The OFFICIAL Top 5 Nicky Santoro Cop Outs - #4

12/21/2009 4:45:01 AM by tacomax
A lot of people here have a different opinion about god - some people are non-believers but those who do believe still wonder who he is and what kind of a guy he his. Some people think that he is an all-loving god while others like pimike thinks he so vengeful that he's going to destroy the planet in 2011. People like paco think that god is a cool dude and a bit of a player and forgives the fact that he gets his dick serviced by hookers while his wife is left at home looking after the baby. But...

The OFFICIAL Top 5 Nicky Santoro Cop Outs

12/19/2009 2:40:01 AM by tacomax
After much deliberation, the list is finalised. This will be the nail in the coffin for my Poster Of The Year chances but truth, honesty and justice are worth far more than a popularity contest.

#5 - Refuses A Meet With Vegas Dave

Number 5 on the list is sure to be a controversial choice but whatever your view, it still remains a classic cop out.

For anyone who isn't in the know, Nicky lives in Canada. He was unable to make the bash this year since he's actually unable to visit the USA due to outstanding federal warrants concerning illegal bookmaking activities...

Potential SBR Cost Savings

12/6/2009 5:35:05 AM by tacomax
It is a very worrying time in not only the global but the national economy and companies of all types and all sizes are constantly having to re-evaluate their market position and cost structure to find different ways to improve their bottom line and to increase their efficiency. I have undertaken some analysis at SBR and I think I have identified some potential cost savings. Even after the firings of VegasDave and Ganchrow there are still further identifiable labour savings.

Looking under the staff list, it appears that Reload is listed as a moderator and has been for quite a time...

SBR Much Better Without Dac's Constant Begging

11/22/2009 11:00:04 PM by tacomax
Very refreshing.

[QUOTE=Rush;2614009]KR, let me get your 22 points so i can do a parlay.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rush;2613870]Can i borrow 30 points?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rush;2612197]Paco. Give me your points so i can do a parlay. I'll split some winnings with yah![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rush;2611878]Now ship those points you dirty slut.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rush;2611828]King give me your 9 points and i'll you where he is.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rush;2611790]Brick, i thought you werre giving me points?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rush;2611723]Just give me 20 so I can hit a parlay[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rush;2611693]I want your 9 points king and 100 points from you brick.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rush;2611679]I was on eog there points please[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rush;2611650]If I say I am octoman you gonna give me all your points right[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rush;2611589]Brick you didn't give...[/QUOTE]

What's Your Favourite ZBOIZ Begging Post In The Last 24 Hours?

10/29/2009 5:54:58 AM by tacomax
It's tough to decide. Apologies if I missed some.

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2464275]Lsgunz give me some points.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2464241]Archie give me some points[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2464234]Sickler give me some points![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2464230]Mike I don't like that bet. Just give me 5 points[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2464220]Guys give me some points[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2464211]Mike give me some points. But were is Dac?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2464137]Give me some points Masu[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2461728]Can someone give me some points??[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2461674]Garlic pie give me some points[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2461084]deuce give me some points[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2460968]brock can I have some points ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2460943]jayC can you give me some points ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2460821]Zboi is also taking points if anyone is kind enough to give..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZBOIZ;2460818]Can you guys give me some points!!

Riggs you killing it man!! Keep it up!

Give me some...[/QUOTE]

What Would Pags Do

10/9/2009 5:29:58 AM by tacomax
I get the impression that pags spends most of his day searching through all the threads I've posted in, even those weeks old, to post the same TacoTranny picture. But I'm feeling that with this we're not getting the best out of pags, we want to get to know more about the internet celebrity.

Hence, this is new feature at SBR called What Would Pags Do. However, I came up with the title before thinking about what the game would entail. It should have been What Would Pags Say but that isn't as catchy. So, let's get on with the...

Taco's Mailbox Oct-05 2009

10/5/2009 11:50:04 PM by tacomax
I've had a lot of mail this week concerning Pags' Plays and possible changes we can make to the system. The feature has been receiving mixed reviews from posters and the team behind Taco's Mailbox has come up with a couple of possible options. Remember - the people at Taco's Mailbox don't stop until everyone enjoys their time spent here. The options are:

1) Let pags post his plays after 4PM EST on Monday once pags finally gets around to releasing them at prices no-one will be able to get. This will be followed up by him insulting people left right...
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we'll see how funny you think it is to threaten someone's wife when they take you to the emergency room after i kick the shit out of you goddam mother fucking piece of shit.
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